The story of M and FB

This is the story of M and FB....
Well lets start off with an introduction of M and FB...

M is a guy, a normal guy with the height of around 170 cm and weighs around 55 kg. Looks normal, feels normal and is plain normal...
and guess what? he dated a freak... *used to...which means past tense now*
FB eventually stands for freako biatch in my context... But for some reason... my friend say it somehow gave her a thought that it stands for a F****ing biatch.. Never mind, whatever her name is... Lets just call her FB... short,simple and nice... ^^

Well, for me FB is one annoying biatch who pisses me off... GAWD, if i were a BOY, and somehow Mr.Cupid were to shoot his arrow at me and i were to date her... I guess the next thing I would do when I wake up from the itsy bitsy beenie weenie spell after strangling Cupid to death is to cut my balls off and be GHEY for the rest of muh life... oh GOD! if you ask me, is it REALLY that serious??? Uh Huh....Yup *nods head ber-zillion times till my neck drop* *haha,touch wood!*

Anyway, not only she's a freak... She's actually an alien in disguise... Her real name is Miss Iamdumbass (Have no freaking idea why her parents name her that, FYI she's a smart ass kid that scores 1000000++++ speed of light which equals to a 3.8 CGPA in this planet...). And she comes from Planet Banana Monkeys...

She has two heads...and duh of course, two different faces.... One is her fake face where she shows the world how she looks like... Like what you readers might have guess... YES! Thats it... She has an innocent, naive, sweet smiling girly look that it gives the impression of IF you bring her to meet your parents... They would definitely say YEA!!! *winks* hmmm.... how to describe her other face a.k.a her real face.. The one that she shows only to Mr.M and her family... And worst still, she shows it in private... That is why non of her friends knows she a type A alien and a freak ass... Well, her true face is gruesome looking, full with germs and bacteria and looks like a boogie monster **eeeww**... She also has long hair, but cut short now due to the heat... aliens cant stand the heat in Malaysia.. **oops,i disclosed where she is..nvrm**. She also has a petite body, thin and a height of around 158 cm and weighs around 45kg.. To be more exact, this is roughly how see looks like in a cartoon form... *sorry if the drawings sucks*

click for a better view =p

to be exact, she is a Class A bitcher who can bitch about anyone,anywhere and anytime... even those who are her Hi and Bye friends...omfg...can you belive that?? Any encounter with this alienated girl and your life will be doomed... she will try her very best to poison the mind of her friends on what type of person "you really are" *SO not true* AND worst still she will bitch about your mother, your Fat her, your Bra ther and the list will go on... like Celine Dion's song MY heart will go on..... =.="

Anyway, the story goes like this... One day after the class, Ms. Fb suddenly MSN Mr.M.. "Its great to have technology right?" She was on her usual self, doing her favourite hobby which is bitxhing about others... Well, today there is one new character to her story... Lets name her Ms.Emomo... Emomo is a friend of M which happens to be the ex-bf of FB which happens to be the ex-tuition mate of Emomo... well if you don't get this its ok...

FB: Talks about Emomo's mum, says her mom showing off and stuffs... and that she's annoying and disturbing her (FB) mum.... and bla bla bla... starting blaming things on M, and bitching bitching bitching....

M: starting to pening kepala because of the bitching virus that has just infected him

Emomo: shocked because FB seem to be like a good innocent girl who doesn't seem to curse or bitch about people... and because she's an A type emo girl...she gets all emo'ish and start to scold FB virtually... *the technology she uses is a very high tech one because she can see M's computer and the programs he is currently using and can see the whole conversation between M and FB*


sadly, FB could not hear it... and bilibalbilibala she continues.... Until one day Emomo couldnt stand it and eventually launch a shit missile to FB's bedroom... It landed right next to her and shit is splat all over her face... GOTCHA! That's the all famous kerbau shit from Kampar... Eventually FB woke up with shocked and shit all over her face, body, bed and the whole room... She even tasted some of it because she sleeps with her mouth open *EEEEEEEeeeezzzz! wtf?* HAHA, serve her right.... and on the same day, she received a mail from an anonymous person telling her not to bitch about people anymore and if she defies it the picture of her face full with shit shall be posted on the internet and the video of it shall be posted in YOUTUBE... *=) we love YOUTUBE* After that, Ms. FB doesnt dare to bitch about people anymore... Revenge is served... M feels better since that day FB stop contacting and spreading b* virus to him... All thanks to Princess Emomo, she did it again, so don't mess with her...

That's all, anyway half of this story is real while the rest nah... But this FB really exist though... So watch out people...


love ya,
xoxo