Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Me and the walkway Post

Firstly, I would like to wish Chiu Yen 19TH HAPPY BURFDAY!! Wish you all the best in your life especially your love life... =)


Nothing special happen today though… Except the fact that I was drunk… HAHA…

Well it happen like this… It was Chiu Yen’s b’day and out of a sudden, I have forgotten who mention that he/she wanted to drink… Wait, I think it was me… or was it her? Never mind, it doesn’t matter who suggested it… Was raining quite heavily when Jeremy and Chiu Yen came over to my place, waited for Lawrence and then we walked to 21st… Doubt it was closed because nowadays, it closes quite early… But when we reach there, it was open… Ordered a bucket of Heineken and found out that females who celebrate their birthday and ordered a bucket of beer will instantly get a bucket of Tiger for FREE…


Ordered some food and started playing with this game (forgotten what’s the name, but its something like Stakos). The rule of the game, whoever who makes it fall will have to drink a quarter of beer from his/her cup… Eventually I lost once, and there go my first quarter bottoms up, and another and another… I lost 3 times and my cup was empty by then… Had this swingy feeling where you actually think your vision was a bit funny…F.Y.I, I seriously can’t drink… I can drink wain but I dunno why I can’t with beers… =( Eventually got bored with the game and Jeremy suggested that we played with cards… But the only game that I know and is familiar with is ‘21 tim’ or normally we call it blackjack… Have no freaking idea why I kept losing…Chiu Yen was really lucky that day, kept getting blackjacks… Omg, guess lady luck is really with the burfday girl that night… Jeremy and Lawrence were quite lucky too… They percentage of them losing is really low… In the end, I drank the most… Tiger was really bitter and Jeremy said if I drink it all quickly it would not be that bad… WOW… After the 5th, I guess I was semi-drunk… I was full with food and beer there was one point I could not stand it, I puked…EEEWww.. And to top it up, went back to drink a few cups again and Chiu Yen said she needs to puke… So, I accompanied her…BUT, I puked instead…aihz… *sighs*


Okok, this is the funny part… I was drunk and I can’t even walk straight… they told me I walked like a crab... How embarrassing! While walking home, I think I heard Lawrence said he saw cows beside the walkway… I was like 88 and blur sumore… Keep asking where where?? And etcs… The cows look cute though, but we are afraid that they will come running after us because Jeremy was wearing a red shirt.. .lol…. AND out of a sudden, I think it is because I was so drunk, I bang into a post just like that *BANG BOOM* malunya…


Chiu Yen even send me a thank you msg saying, “thank again! N sorry tat my luck is too good n u have to drink so much and puke…” Walao wei, I guess she was high too… LOL…


That’s all….

=the end=


Love ya,

XOXO

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Kai Lan VS Native Spice of Kampar

long time did not upload any post already, this is because of FINALS,FINALS and.... FINALS... Oh man, all those STRESS makes you crazy... and when you have stress that equals to pimples+eye bag+ dark eye circles and etc... Its like maths, equation.. Speaking of equation, this reminds me of Quantitative Techniques in (QT)... I HATE QT.. I sucks badly in maths... But this time, the section A part was easy, just that the section B part which carries 60 mark is ABSOLUTELY hard... Hear me people, Absolutely... Maybe its not that hard anyway, maybe I'm just dumb...Maybe if I work harder earlier, I can actually score this subject... But anyway, it's over... AIHZ...

Next up is Business Accounting and Information System.. Overall, I think I flunked both papers also... and in conclusion, I flunked all papers except for my English paper... If I flunk that paper too, OMg.. I can really jumped into the lake and drown.. =(
p/s: I can't swim and I don't know how...LOL

After the QT exam,went out to dinner with Ash and Mein Kuok at a malay stall that my friends claim serve the best sizzling pan tauhu in Kampar (and yea,hate to admit it but they were right)... Had a sumptuous dinner...

*somewhere in the middle*
---MK ordered tomyam---

MK: Nah, eat this..this is good for you since I did not see you eating any vege's tonight (puts a green looking thingy on my spoon)
Me: HuH?Whats this?Spicy anot?
MK: Nolar, eat lar... It taste good and its not spicy.. Trust me.. (looks convincing)
Me: Huh? Are you sure... It looks like chilli lar..
Ash: No,its not! Its Kai Lan..
Me: (shocked) HUH?WTh.. kai lan don't look like this ok? kai lan where got seeds?? *thinks awhile*
Me: this is kai lan meh??
Ash laughes happily...syok sendiri
MK: Okok, fine..actually this is the native spice of kampar... trust me,its not spicy at all.. its a type of vege... never heard of it before meh?
Me: *shakes head*
MK: let me show u (eats the green thingy).. see told ya, its not spicy
Me: Your not lying right? oh ok...(eats the green thing)


here's A picture to let you guys see whats the native spice of Kampar...


GOSH, I'm so dumb I fall for their prank... Its a chill padi and I ate it... In the end, i had red nose and I drank MK's water too... So hot and spicy... But still, thanx guys for bringing me out to dinner...the food was very nice.. =D

So now I know.. Chilli is actually The native spice of Kampar.. Nice one MK... =S
=The End=

haha, love ya.. =)
XOXO

Friday, September 12, 2008

a way to punish your soon to be ex-ed bf for dummies

Sorry to Soo Teng because i scared you for being some freako fella who leaves comment on your blog by using "you know what name"...LOL...



haha... today I had this Chat with one of my bestie... Let's just label her as XXX... =)
Was actually cursing her so called "current but might be or sure turning ex-ed boyfriend" ... Seriously N***, U are a jerk...!!! I so hope u read this though the chances of You reading it might be 0%? ha ha ha...


here's a glimpse of what me and XXX talked about...


me: did u watch what happen in las vegas?
XXX: Nope,shud I be?
+fast forward+
me: we plan to knock on his door and whn he ans..punch him in his balls...and laugh
me: he will say WWWHHHHHYYYYYY....
me: DEN i'll ans U NOE WHY!!

me: *SLAPS* him and walk away...
XXX: haha
XXX: then i get u a tshirt, i'm your bitch's bestfriend
XXX: imagine the tshirt written "i'm your bitch's bff" then u slap him
XXX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... my team shud wear that..
me: yay! then we slap him and KICK his Balls...!!


In conclusion, to N***, If you were to hurt my girlfriend again or make her sad... This is what u will get:
1) me and my bf or just me and my gals will go to your dorm or pathetic place...act innocent and knock on your door...
2) Once u open it, we'll suprise u with ur gf or by "then ex-ed gf" speciality.. a MEGA punch or Kick in your "I don't know how to describe your balls" type of balls...anyway, yours balls are non of my concern and its a waste of my time to describe them... LYBO (Which stands for Laughing your balls off (a new word created by my bf- seriously lame but funny)
3) U will definitely ENJOY this process and show us some weird appreciated looks while grabbing your "you know what"...
4) Seriosly, at the same time You will ask WHHHYYY... in your mind, you might be thinking , shit...will I be a 'tai gam'??OH No....**** u girls...how could you do this to me???!!!WHY ME...???!!
5)HAHAHA...You know why...*points at him*
6) By the way N***, *points at the tee with the message "I'm your bitch's best friend"... *SLAPS* and eventually my bf or besties might end up showing you the international language...TAKE THAT!


=THE END=


quite imaginative huh? haha...


will continue tomorrow...too tired or should I say laugh till stomach ache or "bao zha"?LOL...seriously need my beauty sleep...*yawns*
Nite people... wish all of you sweet dreams and sleep tight... =)

love ya,
XOXO
just for laughter...found some funny chAIn messages in my mailbox so i decided to share with you people...have fun reading =D


first one: Why must we use English for IT...

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science?
This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa , especially in school. See example below:-

Hardware =
barangkeras
Software =
baranglembut
Joystick =
batang gembira
Plug and Play =
cucuk dan main
Port =
lubang
Server =
pelayan
Client =
pelanggan

Try to translate this:
ENGLISH:
That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

Now you know...WHY...!!


Second joke of the day: A quick 5 minutes laugh


Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!


Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born


Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!


Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'



lastly... starring Mr.Phuah Chu Kang and his "sex education"

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger
mah !


Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !


Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is
having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ............

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!


=THE END=
LOL
hope u guys enjoy it


XOXO
love ya... =)

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Flunky Management Principles

Aih...I think I will flunk my Management Principles exam paper... I feel so upset now,COME ON... Been studying like mad and when you reached the exam hall *POFFF!!* everything just disappears from your mind.. just like that *snap fingers* ... Blame who? The sarcastically short term memory of mine lor... *SIGHS* Im so tired, can't even think straight now..

Let me refresh what i did yesterday *oops* it's actually this morning.. Celebrated Yee Ying's 19th birthday at 12.30 am or should I say 0030?? HAPPY 19TH BDAY... Wish You all the best, happy always and may god bless you..(though you won't be seeing this, still want to wish you ^^ ) HAHA... After that continue studying until 2am because Eugene finally reached(we planned to study together)... Walked home like a zombie, was tired and blur and eventually doze off until my alarm rang at 3am, but then off it and slept again because I am so freaking tired...AIH... Then Gene woke me up at 4, ignore him at first until I felt something furry and huggable... I thought it was bebe(my teddy) but this is bigger.. Open my eyes and I saw the bear i wanted (Summary= saw it in a shop and its like love at first sight...big,furry,extremely nice to hug and its cute...kinda "lau gai" my gene to buy for me... it was funny, should have seen my expression.. I look like a kid... a very very small kid.. Ok,back to the topic)... AWW...he actually bought it for me... Just that until now,I'm still guessing how he brought the bear in,and f.y.i he cycle to my place...imagine him hugging while cycling... Must be darn funny, LOL...

oh BTW, THANX DEAR...love ya... ^^

omg, I'm actually suppose to talk bout my MP exam, see see lari topic already... *SIGHS* guess i have to save money for next semester to resit.. =( gtg now, I exhausted and want to sleep ady.. Goodnight People(though there's no one to read this) HAHA =P

wILL continUE wh
en I waNT to...

XOXO


P/s: pics of my teddies in kampar...


this is andox... a gift from my dear friend irene @ ai ling...



front view of Snowy <<<


Side view of Snowy>>




~Bebe~

~Baby~

~GROUP PIC~



~MY SyOk SeNdIrI pICs~

~LASTLY, Gene's acting kawai pic~
(Gene took this when I was sleeping just realised it so I post it up also)

Monday, September 8, 2008

My first blog

Well, this is kind of random... Past few days, I have been going through people's blogs and suddenly had this feel of creating one myself.. But then its weird you know, its like why would you want to create a blog and let strangers know what is happening in your life??
HAHA... But i guess expressing myself is better than keeping it all in.. =)

Actually today is 2 days away from my Management Principles examination and yet I am still on my bed creating a blog, munching happily and it feels like I don't have a care in the world.. THIS IS SO WEIRD... Its finals and I don't think I’m feeling scared, and that scares me… (If you understand what I’m trying to say)

Let me see what have I done so far...woke up at 11 something in the morning...the first thing I saw was Yuh Ping... Kinda shocked me to see her in my room greeted her and ask her whether she's looking for jye huey (my roomie). She kind of laughed at me and say no, "Pinjam toilet pls". Then i was like "oh ok, nite nite" and eventually pull my blankie,hug bebe (the name for my teddy bear) and doze off again to slumberland... What a pig! Woke up around 11.45, make my bed, brush teeth, wash my face, and etc... Then change my clothes and message the psychology guys to see how they did in the exams.... Thought of asking Gene to eat breakfast (anyway its brunch) with me but i guess he's still in dreamland, so did not call him... walk out to the new town and thought of eating in 'lung fong kok' but then there were so many people there it freaks me ou
t to eat alone.. aih *sighs*... So, in the end I bought a packet of mango which cost me rm1.50 and walk to the mamak stall and order roti pisang and roti telur to be take-away... And guess what, in my wallet there’s only a rm2 and rm100 note… But the food cost me rm2.80, handed the cashier the rm100 note but he said no change, in the end I had to pay him rm2 and still owe him 80 cents… this is really the first time I owe some mamak stall money, guess I had to dig out coins from my piggy bank (not really piggy though, its a duck) and pay him tonight...

I think I’m having those type of desire again, let me tell you something... I can't survive without food when it’s the exam period... I'll die without food; the info’s just couldn't go in my mind. Its like severe brain damage and you cant think straight or your mind would start to wander somewhere and might end up in 'Alice In The Wonderland' (AWWW shit, I’m crapping now)... i seriously hunger for snacks and CHOCOLATES and my all time favourite LOLLIES.... I just like sweet stuffs, i don't know why, maybe because i have a sweet tooth... hehe =D
and thanks to Brian and Jeremy, my chocolates and lollies are enough to last for a period of time...*yummy*


I guess that’s all for now, got to stop here... and STUDY *SIGHS!!!* just hope i can pass all my subjects, don't wish to resit or repeat any... =S


P/S: Here's one of my syok sendiri pics i edited using PowerPoint (my laptop got reformated and I don't have any other software)