a way to punish your soon to be ex-ed bf for dummies

Sorry to Soo Teng because i scared you for being some freako fella who leaves comment on your blog by using "you know what name"...LOL...



haha... today I had this Chat with one of my bestie... Let's just label her as XXX... =)
Was actually cursing her so called "current but might be or sure turning ex-ed boyfriend" ... Seriously N***, U are a jerk...!!! I so hope u read this though the chances of You reading it might be 0%? ha ha ha...


here's a glimpse of what me and XXX talked about...


me: did u watch what happen in las vegas?
XXX: Nope,shud I be?
+fast forward+
me: we plan to knock on his door and whn he ans..punch him in his balls...and laugh
me: he will say WWWHHHHHYYYYYY....
me: DEN i'll ans U NOE WHY!!
me: *SLAPS* him and walk away...
XXX: haha
XXX: then i get u a tshirt, i'm your bitch's bestfriend
XXX: imagine the tshirt written "i'm your bitch's bff" then u slap him
XXX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... my team shud wear that..
me: yay! then we slap him and KICK his Balls...!!


In conclusion, to N***, If you were to hurt my girlfriend again or make her sad... This is what u will get:
1) me and my bf or just me and my gals will go to your dorm or pathetic place...act innocent and knock on your door...
2) Once u open it, we'll suprise u with ur gf or by "then ex-ed gf" speciality.. a MEGA punch or Kick in your "I don't know how to describe your balls" type of balls...anyway, yours balls are non of my concern and its a waste of my time to describe them... LYBO (Which stands for Laughing your balls off (a new word created by my bf- seriously lame but funny)
3) U will definitely ENJOY this process and show us some weird appreciated looks while grabbing your "you know what"...
4) Seriosly, at the same time You will ask WHHHYYY... in your mind, you might be thinking , shit...will I be a 'tai gam'??OH No....**** u girls...how could you do this to me???!!!WHY ME...???!!
5)HAHAHA...You know why...*points at him*
6) By the way N***, *points at the tee with the message "I'm your bitch's best friend"... *SLAPS* and eventually my bf or besties might end up showing you the international language...TAKE THAT!


=THE END=


quite imaginative huh? haha...


will continue tomorrow...too tired or should I say laugh till stomach ache or "bao zha"?LOL...seriously need my beauty sleep...*yawns*
Nite people... wish all of you sweet dreams and sleep tight... =)

love ya,
XOXO